Borrowed from a very interesting site, Philosophy with Fur by Dharma the Cat. Visit here.
MULTI-FAITH LIGHT BULB JOKES:
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb, and one to not change the bulb.
Q: How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No takers. The idea that the bulb needs changing is merely a human mental formulation. It is not the Tao.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but the bulb must want to change.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (with mournful Yiddish accent) Don’t worry about me; I’ll just sit here in the dark.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q A: How many can you afford?
